My cell phone buzzed with an SMS alert, and got this crap.
“Eik Pathan ko 2 saal ki Army training ke baad border pe ladney ke liye bheja gaya, Os ne wahan apney Officer se poocha, “Sir, Goli chalatey waqt bandooq ki naali ka rukh os taraf karna hei ya Apni taraf?
Officer ne jhanjala kar kaha, “Tum jis taraf bhi naali ka rukh kar k goli chalao ge, faida mulk ko hi hoga”
I very politely replied to the friend, “Yaar, yeh Pathan Jokes mujhe na bheja karo, Inn se Pathano k barey mey eik makhsus zehniat ka Izhar hota hei jo drust nahi hei” And the friend stopped sending me any SMS.
Grand Trunk Road 
Bloody hilarious