Some recent gems from Ahmed Quraishi's Facebook news feed

1 To Pakistanis In This Difficult Time Know that your enemies have infiltrated your ranks. Know that the Americans are waging a secret war against you from the Afghan soil. Know that some of your sons are being brainwashed and misled to kill their own…. Know that your pro-American govt is hand in glove with the Americans and the Indians. Time to rise.

2 The next military coup has to be ‘creative’. A majority of the existing politicians need to be disbarred from politics and Bilawal Zardari, Nawaz, Altaf and Asfandyar need to be forced to stand in party elections at par with every ordinary …party member, and be defeated and removed. That’s the only way middle class Pakistanis can come forward.

3 Our homeland has gone to the dogs, and these dogs are the ruling elite and an inept bureacracy. We need a ruthless ruler who will not refrain from the harshest form of justice against the thieves and the traitors. That’s what we need.

4 Anti-Pakistan TTP Terrorists Equipped With U.S., Indian, German, Weapons. The latest is that these fake ‘Pakistani Taliban’ kept 105 crates of alcooholic drinks in one of their bunkers. The Uzbeks. This confirms these people are hired guns to spread terror.

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One response to “Some recent gems from Ahmed Quraishi's Facebook news feed

  1. Mr.Tambourine Man

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    Its always interesting reading Ahmad Qureshi and his online diatribes. I once visted his website and was horrified to see pictures of dead men with their shalwars lowered. Then, I read the caption and it was supposed to be proof that the ‘terrorists’ were not muslim beacuse their ding dong was not circumsized. Apparently this gem of a rule was followed by our authorities as well. From the article:

    –In the past, jubilant Pakistani authorities have announced that foreign (read Indian) agents were involved in explosions and attacks
    in the restive Swat region based on examination of the corpses of the killed attackers.

    But the “acid test” cops and officials used to determine whether any of the dead ones was Indian was to check whether the man had been circumcised. If not, they would summarily dub him Hindu and therefore an Indian agent.

    But as more such cases showed up, in places where there was not a ghost of a chance of any Indian involvement, doctors and officials began to worry about the methodology. It’s then that they stumbled on a little-known anthropological fact about Pashtun tribes in Waziristan, from where many of the Tehreek-e-Taliban or Pakistani Taliban come.

    It appears that many in the backward tribal areas of the country like Waziristan don’t undergo the mandatory circumcision that all Muslim males should undergo. The story took a rather comic turn when some of government’s own injured paramilitary soldiers, when examined, were found to be uncircumcised. This was especially true of wounded soldiers of the Frontier Constabulary from Waziristan, engaged in fighting Taliban militants.

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